You seem like an open minded Filipno national with a comic spin, and I’m a little concerned. The term Asian seems to be the popular term to generalize Chinese, Japanese, Filipino..no doubt. It is justified geographically. However, because of the strong cultural Hispanic influence of the P.I., the Philippines always were a question mark.

Well, the popular theory in the States, Latin America and Europe is that Chinese men have repulsively small penises. Asian, really-especiallly here in the States, Canada and Latin America- is a politcally correct term for “Chinese”.

Now, if you think this is NOT a popular generalization, may I ask that you, and your kompadres, go to YAHOO, click to ANSWERS, and type in either;

“Why do Asians have small penises?”
“Why do Chinese have small penises?”

Now, the term Filipino, Pacific Islander, or Hispano-Asian may seem more appropriate, being that Filipino men are hands-down the premiere lovers of Asia, and most endowed (not Chinese-Filipinos). I noticed bakla Filipino men have no problem defining themselves as Asian. I wonder why?

Don’t get me wrong, the term Asian also means industrious, edcuated, and innovative. But honey, none of those attributes makes a girl’s eyes pop in and out during sexual ecstacy, ya’ know what I mean?

By the way, Asian also means, average or unattractive looking, rude and cold hearted, and hygiene-challenged. FYI…

Again, it is just stereotype. Really, Filipino-men should think before they speak. Maybe it is a cruel blessing our names sound Hispanic. Filipino men are well known lovers anyways (Not Chinese Filipinos). Is it a wonder why magnifying glasses make a wonderful wedding present for a Chinese newly married couple?

Tootles!

1) I decided a long time ago that the name Matilda, would be identify my personality like if it were a married name.

2) But, let me be clear.

This child has problems y’all. BIG BIG Problems!

Check it out, she writes;

1) “The title of ‘Matilda’ has been MARRIED TO MY NAME AROUND AGES AGO?” What in hell is that?

2) “But, let me clear all these?” WHAT?

Now, who are we supposed to be laughing at? Ms Philippines or this fobby girl?

The fact that she may be able to write in two languages just proves to the world that she is STUPID in two languages and not just one. This girl is embarassing. Matilda-Ruby, or whatever the hell your name is, YOU ARE EMBARASSING.

To our surprise, our comments haven’t even been printed, nor have they even addressed the issue. We give them thier nicknames Queen-Kong and Stinky based on their photos they chose to display.

Queen Kong Matilda Jaws looks like a lesbian, while Jinky Stinky has an extremely huge mouth capable of swallowing any tubular shaped fruit at one time. Typical FOBS, who probably need to carwash their pecpecs and watch the now popular Broadway production named “the Vagina Monologues”.

The play is about human vaginas going through life and expressing life’s ups and downs. Hey, if you don’t believe me, google it yourself.

Peace!

But for the FOBBY ladies, who create a page, then taking shots, well they have that right. Two bloggers, herMatildaness (Queen Kong Jaws) and some bitch named JINKY (Stinky) we actually challenged to create a video that display “their” usage of English. American born Filipinos want to see if their depth to articulate in English gives them merit to “rag” on someone else. Don’t get us wrong, a Fob is a fob is a fob. Curiosity, that’s all. Go figure?

Paul, be careful, okay? You might fall into the pool, and you will look like a crazy fool.

Filipino English Aptitude Question;

“Honey, let’s go to the apartment and let’s start “pucking”.

a) The couple is preparing to go on vacation and to start putting clothes in their luggages?

b) The couple is going home to make babies?

P-HOUSE!

You know the drill.

a)Some women you take home to show your mama.

b) Then, some women you take to the hotel so you could introduce her to your “great BIG-DADDY!”

One bitch decided to spread her legs and the other decided to open her mouth.

People, whether one says VD or BD, pamily or family, pec-pec or fec-fec, marijuana or mary jane, clitoris or vaginal hanging tissue, kaka or tae, horny or in heat, a Chinese penis or a needle…IT’S ALL THE SAME!

B-HOUSE!