Wait till you see the bottle of coke that comes with it.

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What title would you want for that book you’re writing right now? If that’s the one about a groom who chickened out in the middle of his wedding to run off with his lover, you may want to call it “Dealing with Acute Diarrhea at Weddings Like Nothing Happened.” The book is sure to be a literary disaster, but at least it will make it to “The World’s Oddest Book Titles” list.

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THIRTY TV station staff have been sacked after a cockroach was seen scuttling across a news reader’s desk during a live broadcast. Disgusted viewers bombarded the station in Turkmenistan with calls saying it had put them off their dinners. The large brown insect crawled a full lap of the newsdesk on the 9 p.m. news programme, Vatan.

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And this we already know…

My grandpa was right. Aside from their amazing sense of humor, cockroaches enjoy an awesome evolutionary advantage over us fragile and boring creatures.

Priest: Ryan, do you accept Lilibeth as your….
Girl from crowd: Ryaaaaaaannnn!!!!!

Ryan turns around, sees girl, jumps into her embrace, runs off with her.
Lilibeth recovers from shock, flashes an embarrassed smile, sues Ryan.

Sun.Star reports: http://www.man-soon-to-be-lynched-by-girl’s-relatives

Some guys are putting their photoshop skills to good use. Thanks to icot for emailing these to me.

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Regular visitors should know by now that we don’t take things seriously here… well, at least not all the time. If you expect to read some “serious” stuff here, you have the right to be disappointed. (Click ‘insoymada’ in the pages section to know that I’ve been warning you all the time).

I’m adding a new category here dedicated to the funny, the absurd and the plainly outrageous. These are stories that pop up whenever I click-search ‘sicko.’ If these stories remind you of your own eccentricities, I’ll leave you to take it from there, fix yourself and contribute to saving the St. Vincent Pygmy Rice Rat from extinction.

Let’s start with this one: http://prickasso