FOR ALL the romance and sadness it evokes, rain the past days is not cute. With just the right amount, rain makes you want to stay in bed all day and think only of nothing but love and getting plenty of it.
If you’re a girl, rain makes you feel like you’re Mary Jane Watson in that what’s-the-big-deal-about-it upside-down-kiss scene with Spider Man. If you’re a boy, you’d feel like you’re a teenager in 2002, flushed with excitement at the sight of Kirsten Dunst in a wet shirt.
Do you know why you don’t imagine yourself as Spider Man? Because you’re grownup and you know a real hero doesn’t waste precious time kissing a girl upside down when all the thugs in the world are out to get her, especially if she’s Kirsten Dunst. I’d kiss Kirsten Dunst right side up anytime, rain or shine.