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PRIEST: Ryan, do you accept Lilibeth as your…
RYAN: I don’t.
LILIBETH: Fine. Now, I need a refund for the cake, the gown, the doves…

Because this story relates to the ‘runaway groom,’ check it out at http://kasal sa mexico

Wanted to comment more about this whole dancing inmates thing, but no. These guys are Ech’s friends. Besides, this photo is pretty damn good. Grabbed this from http://ang babayeng wa pul-i sa iyang gibuhat.

“I’m tired of this back-slapping ‘Isn’t humanity neat?’ bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.” – Bill Hicks

Check out if German shepherds can tie their shoes at http://bantay wants a new pair of Chuck Taylor.

THE most important contribution of the ZTE scandal to national development is that it sparked a discussion on the role of crying in ferreting out the, er, truth. Thanks to Rodolfo Lozada and Erwin Santos for continuing the noble cause Kris Aquino started in 2003. For eight years we waited for someone to cry on national television once again and tell us “I got gonorrhea from Joey Marquez” or something like that.

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Please, please, stop dissing Manny Pacquiao for his gambling and womanizing. He’s just a child. Ask his friend Erik.

Wait till you see the bottle of coke that comes with it.

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What title would you want for that book you’re writing right now? If that’s the one about a groom who chickened out in the middle of his wedding to run off with his lover, you may want to call it “Dealing with Acute Diarrhea at Weddings Like Nothing Happened.” The book is sure to be a literary disaster, but at least it will make it to “The World’s Oddest Book Titles” list.

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THIRTY TV station staff have been sacked after a cockroach was seen scuttling across a news reader’s desk during a live broadcast. Disgusted viewers bombarded the station in Turkmenistan with calls saying it had put them off their dinners. The large brown insect crawled a full lap of the newsdesk on the 9 p.m. news programme, Vatan.

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And this we already know…

My grandpa was right. Aside from their amazing sense of humor, cockroaches enjoy an awesome evolutionary advantage over us fragile and boring creatures.

Priest: Ryan, do you accept Lilibeth as your….
Girl from crowd: Ryaaaaaaannnn!!!!!

Ryan turns around, sees girl, jumps into her embrace, runs off with her.
Lilibeth recovers from shock, flashes an embarrassed smile, sues Ryan.

Sun.Star reports: http://www.man-soon-to-be-lynched-by-girl’s-relatives